So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
(via wanderthenight)
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via notclarissa)
(via wanderthenight)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via freey0urselfandkeepdreaming)
(Source: tfm-intern, via pmali)
the older i get the more i realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing
(via satans-daughter)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via pmali)
(Source: stay-with-me-forever-x, via lizzzzzyyy)
BREAKING: Brazil’s National Council of Justice just ruled that ALL couples have the right to marry.
It’s a beautiful day for Brazil - no one should have to face discrimation because of who they are or who they love. Spread the word!
YESSSSSS
(via lexxxay)
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
(via lexxxay)
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
(via greatsavebylundqvist)
im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
(via love-more-judge-less)
(Source: trust, via love-more-judge-less)
[video]
(via lizzzzzyyy)