May 2013
54 posts
bon-bon:
the older i get the more i realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
thehobodad:
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
180mph:
im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
Watchteary-mess:
rebel—belle:
genies:
meredith-holden:
IT’S BACK. YES. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO SHOW UP AGAIN.
aaksjajak
Always and forever reblog
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
jetaimecoco:
businessofmisery-:
these ladies are my idols
lmfao I’d def do this to my bf if he ever cheated on me MWAHAHHA destroy his car and the flyers, I like it. but he would never do that c;
graffeti:
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
